Most Pakistanis with an interest in the foreign press have heard of The Guardian but not The Telegraph . The Telegraph , a British publication informally known as the Torygraph to those who find still find British politics interesting, for example British people, American neocons and possibly Elmo from Sesame Street because that’s just the sort of Muppet he is, is the UK’s highest selling broadsheet. In politically correct terms that means it is the ‘house newspaper of the Conservative Party’. In other words it is the print refuge of choice for (mostly) white people who have issues with multiculturalism, single parents and a world that just does not understand how much (mostly) white people who may or may not have been conceived within the bounds of the blessed British isles have contributed to civilization itself dammit . UK PM David Cameron: "building the negative narrative" apparently (Photo: PA/The Telegraph) This Weltanschauung is aptly illustrated by two commentators w...